She has graced runways and magazine covers everywhere and given thousands of men something to visualize while pretending to enjoy sex with their wives.  She really “sucked” as a vampire in Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood and starred most recently in Take Me Home Tonight.  As stunning as ever, this bikini-clad beauty spans the globe in search of the ultimate spring break hot spots in Blunt Movie.  Where will she end up?  Not in any more scenes with Corey Feldman, thank GOD!DENNIS RODMAN - He’s the NBA Hall of Famer you love to love or love to hate or love to feel lukewarm about.  Best remembered for his roles in Double Team, Simon Sez, and as the host of the Rodman World Tour on MTV.  As one of the most recognized faces in the world, his fans have come to appreciate his originality and pizazz.  Blunt Movie is his first comedy, and just like his tattoos, the laughs are endless.  In one commercial parody, his co-star eats raw meat and weighs over five hundred pounds!  Just like the old days of battling Charles Barkley for rebounds.

He was the first Asian-American nominated for an academy award for his brilliant portrayal of Mr. Miagi in The Karate Kid.  After three sequels and numerous other television and film roles, he joins Blunt Movie to reprise a very familiar role.  Only this time, he is going to use his karate expertise to train a different kind of fighter: a dwarf with a bone to pick!  As his last film role ever, you will die laughing at Morita’s hilarious take on his own famous character.  This scene is for anyone who’s ever gotten drunk with their friends and  wondered out loud what it would be like to hear Mr. Miagi drop “F bombs” in a movie.  A lot of “F bombs”.

How could you ever forget his roles in Spaceballs or the Police Acadmey movies?  Unless you got hit by a bus and have amnesia, it’s impossible!  In Blunt Movie, he plays a gym instructor at a predominantly white school that’s out to settle the sore for slavery during work out sessions with students.  Can the principal keep him in line?  Can you still make Johnnie Cochran jokes even though he’s dead (not like he can sue us)?  This scene is for anyone who’s ever gotten drunk with their friends and wondered out loud what it would be like to hear Michael Winslow drop “F bombs” in a movie.

Known for his raunchy jokes and infectious laugh, Martling has been cracking-up audiences nationwide for decades!  Most remembered as head writer and long-time member of  The Howard Stern Show and for his scene-stealing performance in Stern’s biopic Private Parts.  He has the distinction of having the bloodiest scene in Blunt Movie.  That’s not to mention the only scene with full frontal nudity.  It wasn’t even in the script, he insisted on it!  That’s dedication to your craft!  *He’s not allowed around my daughter*

Seems there’s hardly a movie that doesn’t feature this Asian sensation.  From classics like Blade Runner, Big Trouble Little China, and Wayne’s World 2 to TV shows such as Seinfeld, The Drew Carey Show, and Malcolm in the Middle.  Whether you know him by name or not, you will sure recognize him by face and voice.  How did we get such an accomplished, great actor to be in Blunt Movie?  Kidnapping?  Blackmail?  No, we just wrote him a check and signed a contract.

 

 

 

Born and raised in Quincy, IL, Bunch graduated from film school and immediately began work on the script for Blunt Movie.  Writer of the successful short film Help Wanted, Bunch has always had his sights set on directing.  A professional comedy writer in radio since the age of fifteen, he finally gets to expand his offbeat humor to the big screen.  “I just want laughs.  Forget political correctness, just give me laughs, ” Bunch said describing his comedy philosophy.  Aside from performing stand-up comedy, in his spare time Bunch likes to collect rare diseases and help lead the fight against eating disorders in third world countries.

A native of Orlando, FL, West has always had a knack for telling a good story.  After building a very successful roofing company and residing as president of the local business league’s club, West decided it was time to trade his hammer and nails for film and a camera.  After meeting Bunch in film school, they decided to strike up a partnership and complete the same goal: making an original, feature-length hilarious comedy.  As a major driving force behind the movie, West was certainly the right direction for Blunt Movie to head in.  From roofer to producer, got to love America!

Although he’s originally from Billings, MT, Arndorfer has always wanted to be from Biloxi, MS.  A fellow film school grad, Arndorfer served as director of photography on the short film Help Wanted.  Blunt Movie marks his leap to the big screen.  This talented, young camera guru is known for his keen eye and ability to crack up a set by tripping over the crafts service table.  When he’s not working on a film project, Arndorfer likes partaking in ski ball and underground fight clubs.  In high school he was voted “Most Likely to Own a Liquor Store That Would be Frequently Robbed”.